GAUGE POWER GIRL

So what can I do?

Aggravated in Alabama.

Girlfriend, this is what I would do.

I'd go knock on the resident manager's door and ask him just about getting a single room.

But one thing you have to have is your girl power cranked full blast.

All the way up to the max.

And I promise it'll work.

Hey, hey, hey!

Yeah. Yes, I live in dorm 223 and I sort of have some issues with my roommates.

What kind of issues?

Well, like, they're totally different than me. They're like bullfighters and, you know,

they listen to country music all the time and they're messy and I just can't handle it.

I can't live that way. You know, I'm totally different than them and I was hoping that...

Dorms are assigned. What do you want me to do? What could I do for you?

Well, I was sort of hoping that I could get a single room.

Sorry, they're all full all semester long.

Well, um...

Put you on the list for next semester.

Next semester, no. Um, how about you kick somebody out? I mean...

I can't kick anybody out. You know, I can't do that. I'd get... I'd lose my place.

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