GAY

But I found a fucking condom wrapper too. What the fuck was up with that?

You know...

Not funny.

Sure. But is some of the strippers good to go for tonight then, now?

Oh yeah, she's good. She's ready. I already met her.

Dude, I don't even wanna know.

But, alright, well, hopefully Gabe got that finished up.

I don't know, he probably came back later then and got that taken care of.

But, um, I'll probably get back there a little bit later on.

So...

Did you get the rest of the beer?

Uh, yeah. I went ahead and put it on the table back there.

Oh, so that's where I ended up finding the condom wrapper.

We should have a great party tonight, though.

Rock on, dude.

So, um, in that case, uh, what time's it starting again?

Uh, seven?

I thought it was eight.

I think it was eight then.

I feel bad. I'm the best man. I don't even know what time it is.

Alright, I just wanted to double check, make sure we don't get there at the right time.

So...

Alright, well then we'll probably all head over there about eight o'clock.

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