God, your dick keeps getting in the way!

You're not going?

No, I didn't plan on it.

It's just not my thing.

I don't get you at all.

You're so shy and your father's so outgoing.

Well, that's him, that's not me.

I'm just not into it.

No, you know what?

Come here, come with me.

Come on.

Wait, Mom, come on.

Where are we going?

All right.

All right, take your pants off.

Uh, how come?

You're going to that dance, young man,

and we need to have you dressed in something appropriate.

Now take your pants off.

Come on.

I'm going, I'm going.

All right.

Stand straight.

I really don't understand what you're doing.

Well, I'm measuring you to see if any

of your father's clothes might actually fit you.

Since you never want to buy anything new,

I think you and your father are kind of close

to the same size, so something should fit.

Too far from similar size.

God, your dick keeps getting in the way.

Is that why you're embarrassed?

Yeah, I get teased for it quite a bit.

You do?

Why?

I mean, it's kind of big.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, it's bigger than I thought it would be.

But why is it hard?

My tits, seriously?

Oh, God, guys are always looking at my tits.

Well, I'm going to make a man out of you today.

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