Gold Standard 56

Fix the broken!

Don't fuck me, right?

Right, chick. Yeah.

Yeah, that's it. We're Adam Cowboy.

Let's see you fuck this shit out of this country, girl.

Tear me in half, motherfucker.

I gotta be honest with you, Miss Bromden.

You can call me Arlene.

Oh, yes, Arlene. I'm really very pleased with your film.

I'd have some reservations, though. It is a little bit artsy, and the story is very esoteric.

And I think this will cause us loss of some male patrons at the box office.

But, you know, to really make a successful adult film, you have to cater to that fella in the truck driver in the 11th row.

But on the other hand, you know, there's more couples and women attending these films than ever before.

And really, your film, I think, will work out well because there is that woman's touch now.

I mean, and we'll play that up. It's gonna really be great.

You know, I'm willing to pay you $25,000 for this film.

And that's more than anybody else will pay because on one condition, that you make me a film that'll be specifically for me.

Hmm. That would be fine.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Margot, we have just purchased Mrs. Brambram's film. I mean, Arlene.

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