Gorgeous blonde shows her stuff

This isn't helping the wedgie.

I think the shorts pushed him up there.

Can you do the world a favor and just pull those on the side?

Your life is flawless, Nicole.

I'm not flawless, but thank you.

Even your hair is blonde and it's so pretty.

I know, I have some really blonde ones in there.

Some of them are like, ultra blonde.

Okay, I'm going to freeze it on top of this top for a second.

Jesus.

Your butthole looks more beautiful than I remember.

Thank you.

That is a very interesting compliment.

I think it's a compliment.

I have a huge fetish for female buttholes.

Why?

When you're a pretty woman.

Why?

I don't know.

You would have to ask my therapist.

That's adorable.

Can I spread it?

I'm not going to put anything in it, obviously.

I just want to...

Oh my God.

It's like opening Pandora's box.

Pandora's box.

That's very clever.

Not as clever as the first guy who went with you.

That's going to be a clever motherfucker.

I feel bad for him.

It's going to be very difficult.

Can I gently lick it?

I'll be gentle.

Sorry.

Just like this.

I won't stick it.

Okay.

I have a long tongue.

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