Grandpa still got it

I'm good.

I'm good.

So I was talking to Nicole today, and she says she taught me this new trick, and she

gets more allowance by doing it.

Really?

Yeah, and I thought maybe, you know, maybe more allowance I could maybe sometime get

a car.

Cool.

So I was thinking that I could show you my trick, and it's a topless hand job.

So she gives her dad more allowance.

A topless hand job.

Yeah, a topless hand job.

She gives her dad.

A topless hand job.

That's inappropriate.

How is it inappropriate?

Well, whoa, you are all grown up, aren't you?

Maybe.

Whoa.

No, we can't do that, honey.

That's just not.

But, Dad, I need more allowance.

Well, yeah, but there's other ways to figure out, you know, how to, you know, you can babysit,

you can, there's lots of things you can do to earn more money.

But I like this one better.

Oh.

Come on, Daddy.

Yeah, but honey, it's, you're my daughter.

You know, this is.

Oh.

Oh, honey.

Please.

Oh, they are so pretty.

All of you are so pretty.

Nicole does this for her dad, huh?

She taught me how to do it, too.

And they're okay with it?

I guess.

I don't know.

We probably shouldn't tell your mom anything about this.

I'm not real sure how that's going to go over.

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