Guy likes redheads and blondes at the same time

I don't know.

Can you just go pick up your sister?

Fine.

Come on, yes, thank you.

Thank you so much for picking me up.

I cannot believe that just happened.

I promise not to shoplift again.

I haven't really done it much anyway, so.

What's preventing me from telling her?

You wouldn't.

Well, you made me drive across town to get your ass.

I mean, I gave you some ********* gas.

Okay, what do you want?

Like, do you wanna go to the movies or something?

Or like, what can I do?

It's like the faster you do this the better.

Oh yes, there we go.

You really don't want to do this.

I just...

You're just trying to make me come as fast as possible.

Come for me big brother.

Not yet. I want to enjoy this as best I can.

I just want to enjoy you not telling mom.

I think you'll actually like this.

I mean...

It's better than other things, I guess.

Just keep it going.

This is so fucking wrong.

Oh

I thought you didn't want to come yet.

Almost there.

There we go.

Just a second.

Okay.

There we go.

Is it okay if I calm your mouth?

Too late.

Oh, that was good.

You got every drop of it too.

Grand ice of you.

Okay, but seriously.

You're not telling mom about anything that happened today, right?

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