Haley Spades convinces Stepbro, "We should role play together!" - S8:E4

You already watched.

Asshole. You could have hurt me.

Yeah, well I never even had to share until you came along.

Well I don't even want to be here.

It's not my fault our parents got married.

I'm not married.

Wait.

That's it.

We should role play together.

Excuse me?

Well, if we're going to be living together,

we need to find out how we're going to negotiate.

Okay?

And married couples do it all the time.

They're great at it.

Yeah, that's why both of our parents have a divorce.

And then they married each other.

And they're happier than ever.

So let's do it.

Fine.

We could try it.

But wait, wouldn't that make me the brother husband?

And you the sister wife?

Exactly.

We're role playing.

Okay, baby. I'm gonna go take a bath and you can watch TV.

Alright, honey. When you get out, you can watch TV.

Perfect. I'll be back.

Okay.

Oh my god, look at the mess you made.

I just want to relax when I get home from work.

Well, we're supposed to be partners. Equals. I work all day too, and I don't want to clean up after my husband's mess.

Yeah, well you're always in a bad mood anyways. We never even fuck because you're always so tired.

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