hand job

Listen, I don't think that's a great idea.

Wow! How do you walk with that thing?

Is it heavy?

No, no, not really.

Whoa, so soft and warm and...

It's actually not that bad.

So what's it like when it's hard? Is it heavier?

No, no, not really.

Can I see?

What?

What it's like hard.

Listen, I'm not feeling comfortable with this at all.

Somebody could...

Whoa, look at that. It's like a time-lapse photograph.

It's kind of like a little lamp.

If I rub it, will a genie come out?

Listen, you better stop.

Am I hurting you?

No, no, no, it doesn't hurt.

Does it feel good?

So how many pumps does it take you?

One, two, twelve?

Um, Beth, please.

Whoa! Look at that thing!

It's like a Japanese horror film! Look at that geyser! Whoa!

Shit!

Where's the tattoo?

Oh, shit.

What?