Hans Berlin and Michael Lucas

Yes.

Which city?

Close to Munich.

So, tell me why you left Germany.

Because I don't like soccer and I'm not very punctual and that's why they threw me out of the country.

You don't like soccer? We play soccer in America.

Yeah, but the Germans play more soccer.

Alright, other reasons?

No, I just wanted to come to the States to study acting.

You have no accent, you've been here a long time?

Ten years.

You like it?

Yeah.

You like LA or New York?

I like New York better because it's more European.

Let's talk about your life. So how old are you now?

How old am I now?

Yes, I'm 40 and you? No shame.

I'm 42. I mean, I'm 40 as well.

Alright, I like that. So how does it feel to be a 40-year-old porn star?

Because you did start actually doing movies like this year.

Yeah, a few months ago.

So why did you decide to do movies at such a young age?

Good catch.

His cat-like reflexes.

What did you say?

I'm sorry. I guess you really didn't like this question.

So you're 40 and you're starting your porn career.

Why did you decide to start a porn career at 40, not at 25?

Or at 23 like I did?

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