He Fought the Law and the Law Won

Some girl at a party.

Oh, and are you gay, straight, or bi?

Straight.

Did you get in a lot of trouble growing up?

Of course.

What kinds of things did you get in trouble for?

Fighting.

And I just kind of started fighting back.

I used my surfboard to hit the cop, threw a cop to the ground.

They tried to take me to the ground, and I stood back up and just wrestled with the cops

until five more showed up, and they just all piled on top of me.

All right, Carl, take all your clothes off.

Every bit of it, put them over there on the floor.

Hurry up. We don't have all day, do we?

You can leave the socks on.

Come over here.

Stand right here.

I want you to come, no you're not sitting down.

Come over my knee. Your elbow is here, your knee is back here.

See the camera in front of you?

Yeah.

I want you to keep your eyes on that camera, do you understand?

Yep.

Yep? What do you say?

Yes.

Yes what?

You tell me.

Yes sir.

Yes sir.

How are you supposed to treat police officers?

Like fucking pigs?

I think it's advisable to obey police at the moment, and if you've got a problem, you argue it later in court.