Heather Vandeven with friends in the jacuzzi

Don't bullshit me.

Well, do you remember my birthday last year?

You mean the one on your boyfriend's yacht?

How could I forget?

Didn't you have a threesome in the engine room with that underwear model?

Actually, it ended up a twosome with the hot underwear model in the engine room.

Oh.

of a guy? No, it's not about a guy. It's just, last year at this time we were on a yacht and we were with

millionaires and models and I was getting caught sneaking off having sex. And then

this year, that was great, I watched a musical with my parents. So? And then it

was Regina who got caught. She's a slut. This is true. People change, Belle. Do you

really think that life is gonna last like that forever? I guess I just didn't think about it.

Oh, sorry. No, no, no, come on in. It's okay. So, what's happening? Existential crisis. Oh, I had one of those in third grade and my parents got

divorced. Don't tell me this is because of that new cover girl for Life on Top. Dude, I swear to God,

I will kick her ass if you want me to. Oh my God. I am not having an existential crisis. I'm just trying to have a bath.

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