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What test?

The test. Because you failed to ask the question.

The world has now become desolate and obscene.

The good and natural things, like strippers, hookers, and porn stars, are now tainted and obscene.

The truly bad things, like virginity and sexual prudishness, are now considered good.

The natural state of the universal order has been reversed.

Good has become bad and bad has become good.

And it's all your fault.

I'm sorry.

I have to ask.

To whom do the impeccable pair of fleshy orbs serve?

Well, let's get out. - It's too late.

Can I ask you another question?

What?

Why do you keep calling me sir?

Because you are a knight, Bob Fang.

And that is the title of knights.

Oh.

You are a knight of the impeccable pair.

And because you have failed the test,

you must go on a quest in search of the impeccable pair.

And when you find them again, you must ask the question,

to whom do they serve?

Got it?

Got it.

You must leave the safety and comfort of your bathtub

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