Hot readhead step mom picked up at garden centre

We went down and of course

people beat the shit out of each other.

Everybody wants to drink and party their ass off.

So we're partying all fucking night long.

All of a sudden I get to munchies.

Fucking shit.

Pull into the fast food restaurant.

Within 15 minutes of chatting the girl up

I'm in the back banging her in the fucking stock room.

And I got my car.

Car's out front *********.

And everybody left me.

They all hopped in their car and dipped.

And I woke up my car's gone.

It's like 4 o'clock in the morning.

I mean I got fucked.

I got fast food which is all good.

But my whip is in tow right now.

I'm hurt.

It's just a rough day.

I need a coffee or something.

Can we hit up a coffee shop?

I'm struggling.

I'm thinking we should hit up a convenience store.

Get a little you know.

One of those.

What is that new coffee shop down by the

in the shopping center down the way.

Yeah.

Yeah I'm down.

We can just get one of those little energy sips.

I'm thinking energy sips.

I can do whatever man.

I just need to wake the fuck up.

You know what would be nice?

Some fucking caffeine and a slice of pie.

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