Hottie does a lap dance

And I got this new job.

As a dancer.

Yeah, the kind that takes their clothes off.

But you can't tell mom, please.

I just, I'm really excited about it.

The girls are really nice.

It's a really nice club.

Just don't tell my mom.

I just, I wanted to ask you, because you're a guy, if you think I'm sexy and if you think

that I would make money in this outfit.

No, no, no, no.

My mom's gone.

She's like at work.

She won't be back for a couple hours.

I promise.

I wouldn't have asked you here if she was going to come home.

So do you like my outfit?

Okay, and I've never really given the lap dance.

I think that's what they call it.

Um, so maybe, maybe you could help me?

Um, we could sit down right here.

And I could just like show you what I was kind of thinking of doing

and maybe you could tell me if it's good or not.

Um, I'd really appreciate it.

In your honesty, it would be so nice.

Because I really want to do good at this job

and I really want to make a lot of money.

So give me any tips that you have

and help me be a better dancer.

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