How NOT To Get Laid

I just wanted to say...

Yes?

Go ahead.

Say what you need to say.

Oh, hair.

Yeah.

I don't know what to say.

You don't know what to say?

But you stopped me to say something.

What do you want to say?

My mind's gone blank.

Really, really blank.

Yeah.

But I wanted to stop you.

Fair enough.

My heart is pounding.

Why?

Because it took something to stop me from saying...

Okay.

Yeah.

Fair enough.

I don't have this situation very often.

So I don't really know how to react either.

Yeah.

Alright.

Well, I do have places to be.

I have to go to work, actually, so...

Okay.

Alright.

And you're not saying anything, so...

I'm just drawing a complete blank.

Well, it was nice to meet you.

I'm Hayley.

Hi, Hayley.

I'm Michael.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

Have a good day.

You too.

I will.

Thank you.

Bye.