How to Get Boys to Like You
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Oh hey! Today I want to talk to you about how to get boys to like you.
Because I look like a giant dumb whore, you probably think I know all the secrets.
And I do.
If you don't have time to watch this whole video, just know the quick method is to put
his dick in your mouth.
Maybe the balls.
However, the quick method won't make him actually like you.
It'll just make him like your mouth.
Same thing goes for your butthole and vagina.
Those things are a dime a dozen.
So if you want him to like you for longer than it takes for him to spew his baby gravy
all over you, then I suggest the long method.
If this is someone you're meeting for the first time, make sure you tell them all about
yourself.
How many **** do you want to have?
I want four.
And I can't wait to get fat and eat whatever I want.
An uncomfortable story about your childhood.
My uncle used to touch me.
And above all else, make sure you get way too ***** to calm those nerves.
I want three of those shots that you lit on fire.
Nothing says "call me later" quite like ****** up your Caesar salad on him.
If you somehow manage to hang out with him again, probably because you scared him, make
sure you talk about all the things you have in common.
Although it's not likely that you have anything in common.
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