How to seduce a straight man

We go upstairs to my hotel room, we have a few drinks, and she jumps in my bones and we fuck like rabbits.

What, man? You're gonna spend the night?

You ever *** me the next morning?

Will you shut up?

So, I wake up and I feel this hot, wet mouth on my cock.

I open my eyes, and it's the bellhop.

Fuck, are you serious? You have a guy suck your dick?

Will you keep it down for peeps sake?

It's not like I invited him in. The chick slept in the middle of the night and left the door open.

The bellhop came in the next morning and watched what he saw.

I guess.

I can't believe it.

Listen, I didn't start it, but I shouldn't have let him finish.

And he isn't even that good.

The weird thing is, is that while I was doing it, I started thinking about sucking him.

I didn't, but I shouldn't start thinking about it.

I can never do that. I mean, never.

Come on, you've never even thought about what it would be like?

Nope.

You've never even tried sucking your own dick before?

Well, yeah. Every guy tries that.

So what's the big deal? If it's yours, or someone else's?

Come on, hurry up, or the girls get dying.

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