How Was Work?

And what?

Well, I had sex with her.

What?

I know, it's crazy. I don't really know how it happened.

We were just talking and like suddenly we were kissing and making out.

Holy shit.

Do you think that's bad?

Well, I mean, you know, you slept with the woman you babysit for. It's a little unorthodox.

It was amazing.

Well, how is it amazing?

Well, she's a really experienced lesbian, I guess. She just knows what she's doing.

I had so many orgasms. I've never came like that in my life.

It was really wild.

Wow, that's crazy. What exactly did she do?

I don't know, it's just different with a woman, I guess.

She was really soft. Like her mouth was just like really, really super soft.

And the way she touched me, it was like she knew my body better than I did.

So, what? Are you a lesbian now?

No, well, I don't know. I mean, I'm just experimenting.

Wow.

Oral from a woman is like fantastic. I'm just saying.

Well, I wouldn't know, so.

Well, maybe you should try it sometime.

What, like just throw myself at some older woman? No.

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