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You're a great kisser.

Isn't he?

He is.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, it can be like one of those check horns.

Yeah, like they always play classical music in those check horns.

That's actually really funny.

I didn't think like that.

and open the door to your...

God, what's wrong with mom?

Just let me turn off for a sec.

Oh, oh, look up at the camera.

Changing into gym shorts, Phil?

Yeah.

At least I get excited.

Woof.

We should just get naked.

Maybe we will.

Mm-hmm.

Can we get closer?

I'm gonna take your pants off.

I can't believe I did that.

That hurt.

Yeah.

It's a big fucking dick.

Oh yeah.

Right?

This fucking thing's huge.

I'm gonna do a bit of hoppers instead of that dick.

Suck a stick.

Alright, I'm going to do it again.

That was cool.

That was something different.

It was super fast.

Hard to find good cameramen these days.

I'm gonna try to wrench it off your butt for a second.

Let's get that ass.

Oh my god, I'm gonna beat it.

Oh, fuck yeah!

Actually, I'm gonna do it with my cock, just mute it.

Give me the...

That furry butt.

Oh, whoa.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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