Husband was away

I'll go get a cup of coffee.

Oh, it's just that I'm sure it's just the delivery man, honey.

Oh, it is!

Hi, honey. How are you?

Hello.

Hi. Come on in.

I've been waiting for you. I have a package being delivered today.

Yes.

Can I come on in?

Okay.

So, how are you?

I'm good. How are you? You?

I'm doing great.

You look great, yes.

I've been waiting for you.

Really?

Yeah.

You've never been in my house.

No.

Would you like to tour?

Yes.

Okay, come on.

This is our exercise room.

Wow.

You had to probably stay fit, huh?

I know.

Delivering packages.

I know.

So, let's go put the package down someplace.

That's some outfit you're wearing.

I wore that today.

I've been waiting for you.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Let's go in the kitchen.

Ooh.

So, come on. Let me show you how we watch TV.

You put the package down, baby.

Okay.

So, this is our TV room.

That's a nice setup, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Got all the chairs and stuff.

Yeah.

So, tell me.

What else?

So, look.

Whoa.

I was going to ask you if you liked my outfit.

I like the outfit.

Yeah, you can tell.

I guess you do, yeah.

Wow, man.

So, would you like to sit down and watch TV, or would you like to see the rest of the house?

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