I can, in a van

Yeah.

What's up, man?

Oh, shit!

She's going...

She's... Oh, man, she is pissed.

Oh, man.

Hey, hey!

What's up?

Hey, man.

What's happening?

Where are you going?

I just fucking hate men.

Well, we all know men suck.

My fucking boyfriend, he's such a dick.

I just found out that he was fucking my fucking best friend.

What a bitch.

Who? Which one do you hate more?

Both of them.

I'm gonna fucking kill her first and then cut off his penis.

Really?

Yeah.

Lorena Bobbitt, man. Lorena.

Don't do that.

Is your name Lorena?

I don't want to have sex with a man ever again.

Really? Do you like girls, too?

Yeah.

Do you really?

Yeah.

But they're more a pain in the ass.

I know, girls are crazy.

So, anyway.

So, where are you... I mean, how do you...

Where do you plan on going?

I don't know. I just fucking told him to drop me off

because I just want to get out of the car

because I don't want to hear about it anymore.

I mean, I can give you a ride.

I just want to find my way home.

I can give you a ride.

No.

Why not?

Because I don't even want to be around a man right now.

I'll tuck my penis beneath my balls.

We'll give you a ride, babe.

We're gonna run you off the side of the road here.

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