I can't be unfaithful to my wife

Yeah, she's in the mall with your mom.

Oh, so everyone's out of the house?

Yeah.

Okay, because I've been meaning to talk to you.

How was your night?

Really good. Like, normal. Like, always. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Did you have a long night?

No, not in particular. But, no.

Hmm. Because I woke up in the middle of the night, you know.

I was hearing some noises and stuff.

I could have sworn that I heard you with a guy.

What? No. I follow the rules.

Yeah, I mean, nanny rules are pretty easy to follow.

But so, so being honest, did you have a guy over last night?

Well, I guess you got me. Now what?

I knew it.

Uh, man, um, I just don't know what I'm going to say to Brenda and the ****.

What do you mean? Say what?

That I, I'm going to have to let you go. I'm going to have to fire you.

But listen, I already understand how it is.

I'm not going to tell Brenda anything because, you know, all the moms talk to each other.

And I want to make sure that you have a job lined up, you know, so that you can...

So, basically, you fire me.

Yes, you are totally fired. You can't follow the rules.

You keep bringing guys to the house. I got ****, you know.

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