I have an erection

What the fuck?

You know what? We came home from school.

to find you on our doorstep!

It was the Catalina fucking wine mixer!

God!

and you're sitting on our doorstep and you've got bags and boxes and it looks like you're

moving in forever.

I'm going to be here a while.

Me and my dad need to bond again, man.

It's been a long time.

Bond my ass.

You're going to freeload off of us.

It's bad enough your brother's living here.

Well, fucking Levi took his own path. I have my own career I'm working on and Dad's gonna help me.

You know, it's bad enough that we come home from our cruise and we find you and your brother here.

It's, it's... Oh my God! I married your dad, I didn't marry you!

Well, well damn, me and my dad need to bond. Levi took his own path, man. Now I'm coming back to Daddy.

Oh, jeez. You know what? You and your brother treat your dad like an ATM machine.

I like the ATMU.

What did you say?

I said I thank you, thank you very much.

You better get to the ophthalmologist because you need this job as a driver.

Well it's hard, my eyes are all crazy.

Yeah, your eyes are crazy.

But come on, give me the sports car, please.

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