I sucked Ron Jeremy FM14

What's your name?

Linda.

Linda?

Mm-hmm.

And how old are you?

32.

And where are you from?

Pennsylvania.

Pennsylvania?

Mm-hmm.

Nice and quiet.

Near Pittsburgh.

Mm-hmm.

Penguins, man?

Pittsburgh Steelers.

Steelers, I hear you're doing good this year.

Yeah, doing good.

Yep.

So tell me, what do you like most about men?

Oh really?

Yeah.

I'm just kidding man, my next question is the slightest matter for you?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

What was the biggest you've ever had?

Really? Yeah. Ryan Jeremy? Yeah. That boy is big. He's big. He's ugly but he's big.

Well you know...

Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah, he's uh, hey, you know

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Ranger, he seems like a cool guy.

Yeah, he is.

Free spirit, definitely.

He's led a good life.

Oh yeah.

Got a lot of good stories around the jacuzzi.

Yeah, he's been with some beautiful women.

Yeah.

It helps to be blessed down there, doesn't it?

I guess, you know.

Why don't you want to stand up for us and take it top down for us?

Wow, very big. What size is those?

Um...

We figured we'd move to another location. It's a little bit better for the video camera.

So, tell me about your first sexual experience.

Uh huh.

Typical 70s, 80s story, huh?

Oh yeah, yeah. He had braces and the whole thing, yeah.

...