I Told Everyone

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So, I kind of have a confession to make.

The other night when you sent me that picture, when you finally, finally sent that picture

that I had to coax out of you, which now I know why.

Well, as soon as I saw how tiny your little penis was, I couldn't help myself.

I had to show the girls.

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We were dying laughing.

We couldn't stop.

I mean, we really never imagined that you would have that tiny of a penis.

And I can't believe I actually got you to send the picture.

I mean, I know I was being really sweet and, you know, talking about how I wouldn't judge

you and how I doubted that it was, you know, as tiny as you were making it sound, but Jesus,

it's really tiny.

Like, really fucking tiny.

No woman is ever going to want to fuck you.

And now all my girlfriends know how tiny your penis is.

Yeah.

And you know they're probably going to tell other people, I mean, I passed your picture

around.

That little, tiny, worm-like dick in between your legs.

That's fucking pathetic.

You know you're never ever going to be with a woman.

A real woman.

I mean, can you even fuck anybody with that tiny thing?

Or is it just like, I can't even imagine.

I want you to show me right now.

I want to see it in person.

Take off your pants.

Let me see.

Oh my God.

It really is that tiny, isn't it?

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