Ian on Locker Rooms

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Hey, Stevens, you still seeing that guy who hawks adult diapers on TV?

Well, he doesn't do that anymore, but yes, he is my husband for two years now.

Very cool.

Congrats, Stevens. Get married?

Look at you. Say, which one's the wife and which one's the husband?

Prikaži manje Prikaži više

If you know what I mean.

Which part fits where?

Really? That's none of your fucking business, Hooper.

Ha ha! Just fucking with you.

I love you, Stevens, even though you're a big ol' homo.

Well, I love you too, man.

Man, Stevens, that's how you're working out in the gym? You look good for an old-timer.

Uh, the boss isn't around, so you can knock it off with the digs.

No digs, just paying you a compliment.

Yeah.

Feel free to compliment me if you see anything you like.

I'm married.

Last week I drilled Putin's defense minister while licking Russian caviar off the back of his neck.

He was wearing a wedding ring, too.

Yeah, okay.

I hope you won't hold it against me when I take that promotion.

I hope you won't hold it against me when I tell you to fuck off.

What the?

Okay, come on.

All right.

So this is awkward.

Our junk is touching.

Okay.

Mission accomplished.