Its not my fault you have a small penis SPH

Yeah, that's what I thought.

You're a little guy.

That's your nickname.

Or I could just call you Midget Man.

Midget Dick.

Nana Dick.

There's all sorts of variations I could go with, but...

I like Little Man.

It suits you.

Little Man, little voice, little wallet.

So, I don't really know why you're here,

or what you think I'm gonna do,

'cause if you thought you were gonna fuck me,

you actually really need a cock to do that.

And you...

Well, when your dick is smaller than my little tiny pinky...

I know.

What would your little pathetic little manhood do for me?

Absolutely nothing.

That's what.

So, you do it. Grab your pinky, you're out of your pinky.

Forget cock rings, I'm talking about this ring.

Alright, I'm gonna call it.

Grab your cock, you're a little dick.

Whatever, we're not dealing with you.

Get out of our face.

What a waste.

Let's talk about a real dick.

I've never seen a penis that small.

You know, that might even be too big.

I think it's more like that.

Look how tiny it is.

I can't do anything with that.

Your dick is useless to me.

I wanna see you jerk that pathetic little dick of yours.

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