Jacob And Jake L

Ah.

What are these?

Some flamingo?

Notice how it all leads

right down to there.

But the little fucker's a top omen.

Just teasing.

What is this?

That's from the Lord of the Rings.

It's actually on the ring.

And that's the initials of the author.

J.R. Tolkien.

J.R.R.

Tolkien.

There you go.

He's proud now.

Long dead.

And a little pie.

I'm gonna eat my pie.

I will.

Bye.

There's no hobbit down there, that's for sure.

I could go on with that. I'll start, I promise.

It's nipples.

Slowly, slowly.

I'm being so gentle with it.

Let's start with my face.

Mmmmm.

Oh boy.

The way people are looking.

We'll just keep this between us.

The last one are a few thousand others.

Don't you punch it!

I think we found our next wrestler.

I'm gonna do throughout this thing.

You know I can't.

You can't?

I probably can.

Let's give it the old college try.

Make my alma mater proud.

Why do you think there's so much over there?

I have to deep throat it.

It's gonna take me a little while.

Oh, fuck.

Well, I'm glad I didn't have split pea soup for lunch.

Does this filling or taste great?

Oh, oh, oh.

Ah.

Wow.

Woo.

Woo.

Ah.

Good job.

Brings joy to my eyes.

Mm.

How'd that feel?

Good.

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