Jen Burton and Monique P. play all the time

It's just sometimes you just need to go into your own room and just do it by yourself.

Sounds like my sex life lately.

Get your stuff out.

Yeah, I do get myself off. I don't know why I said I didn't, because I do.

Me too.

It's not that Brad and I... I mean, he's terrific and all, but...

Jo and I, like, we get on the schedule from hell and it's...

Yeah, and before you know it, a couple of weeks have gone by since you did it, and the pressure builds up.

A couple of weeks, God. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I think I do it a lot.

Me?

Like, how often?

Well, you know it varies.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know.

I mean, a couple of times a week, maybe three or four.

Me too.

Let me ask you something. Do you ever think about Brad?

Sometimes. Sometimes I just fantasize.

Me too. What do you fantasize about?

Well, I don't know. Sometimes I imagine a door-to-door salesman.

Oh, the kind that comes to the door and you're not wearing much?

No, I'm wearing my white satin robe.

You know the one with nothing on underneath, and I feel daring.

So you open the door anyway and let him in.

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