jenna jade

No, it's like a different material on the top.

It's like harder.

And the Doxy is like softer and it doesn't, I don't know, it like hurts your vagina.

Yeah, it's like rough.

I don't know why I came with it, but I did.

And now my vagina hurts.

All right.

I mean, it did the trick though.

I did say "chillin' with my gnomies."

Oh, look at my butthole! It's out!

My butthole's showing!

Look!

With my gnomies!

Welcome!

And, um...

No!

Look at this!

How can a person look like that and it's legal?

Like, put him in a time machine,

back to Uncle Jesse days,

and put him on top of me already.

Like, what's the problem?

You see my butthole?

Now we're all friends. You've seen my butthole.

Alright?

No!

Oh, I know what's going on here.

Oh, please God, no.

This is one of my favorite songs.

I can't move this.

♪ Well, I say you're so wonderful ♪

I feel like a baby giraffe whenever I wear shoes on him.

It makes me wobbly.

I don't know.

Thank you.

Sending you boobies.

How did you even set your boobs?

Is that okay?

Wait a minute.

Thank you.

Okay, I'm checking both.

Fuck you!

Do you like fat guys with no money that don't know how to spell "with"?

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