Joe Loves To Be Tied Up & Pegged In The Ass...

Okay, cool.

Um, uh, you were telling me you're married, right?

Yes, ma'am.

Alright.

How long have you been married for?

Uh, about five years.

Cool. I bet you and your wife get pretty freaky, huh?

Sometimes.

Yeah?

It's not bad. It's not bad at all.

So what's the craziest thing you think you've done sexually?

I remember one time we, uh, went out to this restaurant back in Springfield and, uh...

That's where you live in Springfield?

Yeah.

Like The Simpsons? That's awesome!

I had a powerpoint and everything.

Alright. So go on, tell me more.

Oh. She went into the women's restroom and I snuck in and followed behind her.

And we went into one of the stalls and we were doing our thing and there was actually somebody sitting in the toilet in the stall next to us, so it was kind of...

Awesome!

It was kind of crazy.

Very cool. What else do you and your wife like to do sexually?

She likes to handcuff me to the bed. We actually have handcuffs attached to the headboard.

Awesome! Well...

I remember one time I, uh, came home from work and went to sleep and I woke up, I was handcuffed to the bed and, you know, she was kind of sitting right on top of me and it was...

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