Joey's Wild Goose Chase

Oh, hi. I didn't know anybody was here.

You know, I don't usually talk to plastic birds or anything.

No, really, I don't.

I was just a little spooked and...

Stop that! That tickles!

Hey, just because you're a good-looking salesman and everything doesn't mean you can't approach a lady that way.

Even though I do like it.

I'm so bad.

Your daughter's a very, very beautiful girl, Mrs. Malagusto.

She's all I've got in this world.

If you could find her for me, I would be so grateful.

Tell me, is this the only picture you got of her?

No, no, no.

I thought this one would be better for you to identify her with.

Yes, it will help.

I don't have much money, but...

Take this.

If it's not enough, next week I will get my unemployment check.

I'd love to help you, but this is not enough money.

Oh, please, please, here. Here, take everything I've got.

Yeah, you know, I'd really like to help you on this, but that's not enough money.

I get my social security next week. Take it. This is everything I've got.

That's not... That's not what I mean. I don't want to take all your money.

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