joi hump

up and down on that little tiny thing

while

somewhere in the world I'm getting fucked

by a nice big cop

your little tiny penis will never please a woman

and I'm never going to get tired of telling you that

and you should never get tired of hearing it because it's the truth

that little fucking thing will never make

any woman cum ever

so today instead of you doing your little few finger jerk

I want you to hump a pillow

push up your hard

little tiny penis up against that pillow

and fuck it like it's the girl of your dreams

and you're finally getting to fuck her

just imagine what she's wearing

what she smells like

I want you to get your pillow, or pillows, and get a nice and comfy...

I want you to kiss the pillow.

Kiss it.

in and out of her body.

It's so hard to keep a straight face

when you're such a fucking loser.

And to top it off, you have.

try all the different positions you want

oh just keep doing it like she's so fucking hot

and the girl of your dreams

filling up her pussy with a big thick cock

...