Join me for a piss as I dash in from outside and grab a coffee and some munch on the way to the loo

Prikaži više

I know you guys love watching me pee so who am I to deny you such pleasure when its something I do so frequently

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Hey, how's it going? You can have a weird tour of my flat, but I really need a wee.

I've just been in the garden, doing stuff in the garden, and now I'm not in the garden, I'm inside.

And I've just made a coffee, and when this coffee gets jaffa cake, because I've just realised it is twenty past five

and I've not eaten anything today.

So, sorry, I shouldn't speak with my mouth full, unless I guess it's, yes, unless I guess there's a dick in it

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and then it's appropriate, right.

So, for some reason, I feel that I can't really go for a wee whilst I'm eating.

So, I've got a nice hairy bit for you.

That arm's not too good.

That's a bit better.

That was no official exercise, just lubing, like an owning a powerhouse of muscle of a little dog.

You might be able to hear squeaking in the background.

I was supposedly desperate for the loo just a moment ago, but I know, there's jaffa cake on the side of my mug.

It's like ***.

Right, I think it's going to be hotter than the sun as well.

Anyway, get this fucking evil build it's like.

There we go.

And we shall.

Oh, fucking blind me, that's what we're going to do.

Some little sing song.

Oh, what's this?

We have to...

Oh, jeez.

Oh, I'm going to have to...

Might stay here for a couple of minutes.

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