Judicial strapping

Texting while driving

Using a mobile phone while driving, yeah?

Yes

And you've been sentenced to corporal punishment by the magistrates

Yes

So here's your lady

Go into the corner, get undressed and hang your clothes on the coat stand

I told you to get some rest, young lady.

Come and stand back in front of the table.

Now, put your hands on your head and stand with your feet apart.

Further go.

Have you received corporal punishment before?

No.

No what?

No sir, but I have learned very bad things.

Well, you're going to feel very bad things.

Turn around, bend over the table and put your elbows on it.

Feet apart.

Just got to check and make sure you've got no contraband girl.

Now lie face down on the table.

Now lift up your hips. Further.

There we go.

You ready to go?

Hmm?

Well that's unfortunate, because I am.

Oh my God.

Not such a good idea sending text messages when you're driving is it girl?

No sir.

Stand up, girl.

Hands on your head, face this way, feet apart.

Now, do you still think it's a good idea

to send texts while you're driving?

No, sir.

You won't be doing it again, will you?

No, sir.

Good, 'cause if you do,

and you're sent back here with more punishment,

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