Keeping Secrets: A Sissy Caption story

Had a dog by the name of O'Yella

O'Yella had a fiendish plot

Schemed in dreams for me to make a knot

Help a citizen who just rocked me like Big Ben

I was like, "I wanna kick more"

Got more songs than a record store

Some is sniffing and some is puffing

Some is ripping, some ain't saying nothing

But my pockets I am stuffing

Puff and puff and blow the house down

Nicest movies in your town

Own a cell phone

In this I can collect federal notes

From songs I wrote

Not a shot of a rant

And I'm not the Pope

Who's my name is on the walk of fame

Like Bob Hope, Home and Doll

Bust a sketch, don't forget

That I'm a trooper and your truth fed

I'm Mr. Smurf and you're Smurf fed

I'll take you to the hotel

We in the club

I'm telling you, black that

I am in for it, so what

Don't burn, call the sword

Never be the board on the dance floor

You want more smoothies?

Got enough for more scores

Chilling in C's like Reese's Pieces

And drink up MC's like *****

So let me get you in the mood

Don't get it

They get mad over our complexion

They don't pass inspection

This is my solution to your resurrection

I like an Audi with fuel injection

Don't wear glasses, got good position

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