Kristanna Loken Sexy in The Legend of Awesomest Maximus

Troy can't have a gay King. You know what this means awesome ist

This works out. He'll make you King of Troy

and that means I will get to be the Queen and

We'll move into the castle and have tons of servants and I get invited to all the best parties

Don't fuck this up. No, I won't sounds great. Oh

Maybe you and I should have a little

Celebration

You were married awesomest you have to earn it first

Fat ass bitch, what was that? I'm not nothing. I was talking about me. I'm fat. I'm a fat man

I want to work out for you. I want to lose what I want to do yoga with you hot yoga

I love I can't believe you screwed this up me

Come on, Orlando's the one that brought the skank home besides your dad's happy. You're the only one is pissed

My dad is out of his fucking mind awesomest

Now he's gonna think Orlando isn't a fudge packer and he's gonna make him King and you know what?

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