Ladies Room

Okay, you're the one that cheated. I don't have to deal with this.

Jason?

A high-leisure.

I'll just meet you at the bar.

You know, buddy, I'd like to take a bath too before we go on this double date you talked me into.

You better, you have to wash the old one off before you go up the new one.

Well it's not like I care or anything but he did spend the night like that.

You know, yeah, right he did spend the night, but don't worry, I've already douched.

Not good enough.

You know, and then sweat when they fuck.

We still have those.

I'm going to cross over yourself.

Come on, it's Sunday. I want to sleep.

Fine, it's almost a new year.

Oh, I see you didn't notice me.

Sorry, I was just really tired, Lance.

Sounds like something a man would say.

Don't you dare compare me to a man.

You know better than that.

You think you're better?

I know I am.

It's like a...

I told you I was good, didn't I?

And you were absolutely right.

Ooh.

Absolutely right.

I guess we could get a bite to eat too if you want.

I'm gonna bite you instead.

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