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What you carry between your legs is the most important tool in your journey to success

in pornography. It's crucial to keep it in tip-top condition for performance. Avoid taking

jobs that could compromise the wellness of the vagina no matter how well they pay. One

false move in a dangerous situation could put your vagina out of commission indefinitely.

Regular STD tests are recommended, but self-checks can also come in handy. A good rule of thumb

to follow is that when you look at your vagina and mistake it for a peanut butter sandwich

being pulled open, it's probably time for a visit to the doctor.

A tip regarding safety on the set. Due to the discharge of various fluids during the

course of a scene, special attention should be paid to the floor to prevent any slippage

and consequent injury. When anal penetration occurs, the repeated thrusting of the penis

can act as a pump, pulling out any waste matter in an unpleasant display of unintentional

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