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My dad told me that you were a big cult star.

Well, what two things did we learn from this today, ladies?

That...

That the nuclear war sucks,

the military intelligence spooks are scary,

and stay the fuck away from that assassination grove.

I took a ***** in nuclear physics,

and I can tell you this won't detonate or explode anything.

We learned some other useless stuff,

like Reno, Nevada is actually west of L.A.,

and Detroit's north of Canada, eh?

But, yeah.

So, anyway, think... think real good.

Are you guys buddies or pals?

What's the difference?

Well, no, your pal's your bestest guy.

But your buddy, he's the one to run out and get a Hummer

and come back and share it with you, you know what I mean?

Well, wouldn't that depend on what country they lived in

or what branch of services they served in?

Well, back in my day, we was old.

Well, "pals" was the only word in Billy the ***'s gravestone.

Just as sure as Boyd fucked Joan,

you three ought to get together and be pals,

and your mission is done.

Thanks, Bonwater.

I'll open a big red-fire drink.

Uh, loaf of bread, quarter milk, and two pounds of bologna.

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