Lesson About The Birds And The Bees

I think it's about time your mother had a little frank talk with you.

Really, Fred, this is hardly the time or the place.

Come now, Frances, you owe your stepdaughter an explanation.

When I married your daddy four years ago, you were already grown up.

Did your real mother ever explain to you certain things about men and women?

Well, daddy left mommy when I was still young. And he took me with him.

Yes, yes, I forgot.

Well, would you like to ask me any questions about...

Why Uncle Fred's here?

Partly that. What I mean is, what we were doing here.

Oh, you mean the screen. I know all about that.

Oh?

But what I don't understand was what Uncle Fred was doing standing by the bed.

Oh dear. Uh, well...

That, my dear, is just another part of lovemaking.

We must use our bodies in all sorts of ways.

We must treat our bodies like the finely tuned instruments they are.

We must not be ashamed of anything our bodies find pleasure in.

No, no, my dear. Let's not be selfish.

How about Francis?

Francis?

You see, you better stop calling her mommy because she's not your real mother.

Why don't you treat her like a real friend?

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