Let's find some shade

I think I'm just going to give it to you.

Oh you win.

Oh boy.

Oh yeah.

Woo.

I'm Brad Stuckert.

And I'm Chris Bond.

And we are here to give you guys quite a show today.

Some butt fucking.

My butt's going to get fucked.

I'd just like to say that you look fantastic.

That's nothing compared to the sexiest body I've ever seen.

This man is like a brick house.

I mean, look at that.

My fingers are inside.

That's ridiculously weird.

All sweaty already.

It's sexy.

Get ready to enjoy this as much as we are.

How do you keep this body so rock hard?

I go to the gym every single day.

Two hours a day.

Two times a day?

I heard you work in the gym.

I do work in the gym.

It's the best job I've ever had.

All these sexy ass men walking around.

But, man, that's how I do it.

You're getting excited.

Mm, me too.

Let's throw around some football for a little bit.

And get this ass fucking started.

God, look at that rock hard body.

Are you checking out my ass?

A little bit.

I mean you did win that wager didn't you?

You didn't win that laser.

I think I owe you a little something.

God, he's just so fucking nice.

It's not as hard as my costume would be.

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