Linda Lovelace For President

Buddhists and babies, fascists and fairies, cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh.

Yes, they were of all kinds and they came from everywhere, and they came, and they came, and they came.

You get what I mean, why we need a Polish president?

We need one because it's the greatest thing in the world, for the whole 46 states of the United States of America,

if not for the whole world, and maybe the universe.

And I'm also telling you that we gotta have a new image, a new image, one of these days.

We're gonna have a Polish president and he is going to put an astronaut on the moon for the first time,

and we're gonna beat out that other country, whatever its name is, in the space race.

And then maybe it'll be a Polish astronaut, an astropole.

Why do they put the meat on the altar at a Polish wedding?

To keep the flies away from the bride?

That's disgusting!

Does it foreplay count?

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