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Why not? 30 minutes or less, right?

Oh, this is... I am definitely in a corn phase of my life right now.

It's... it's falling away from me, Alex.

Am I making a shirt? Yes. I'm making a shirt of dried grass.

Yeah, corn. Yeah.

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I'm gonna try to get as much fabric under that rope as I can.

It's gonna pinch my fucking delicate little skin in there.

Longer shorts.

I tied in those leggings earlier today

and that thing was amazing.

I have to start doing that for those deep thigh moves.

Oh, dude, now that I'm getting good at self-suspension, I kind of want to take myself back out into

the woods and do one out in the woods.

Like from a tree.

I know, isn't that terrible?

But like, think of the gorgeous image.

I sound like a fucking Pokemon hunter or some shit, don't I?

Or a storm chaser.

Like think about it, think about it, Alex.

We're going to get a shot from within the tornado.

We'll be famous.

Oh, almost done.

Oh, there we go.

What the fuck is this?

I'm sorry, I cannot.

I need Papa Roach in my life.

I want my life cut into pieces.

This is my last resort.

I want to hear William Shatner do Papa Roach's last resort in the spoken word.

We can do that later.

This is my last resort.

Papa Roach, I know you know.

We love that song because it's fucking incredible, Alex.

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