Loud Sex Noises
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Yo, what's up? First of all, I just want to give a shout out to everyone watching the bathroom sex vlog.
I had no idea people were so interested in bathroom sex. So sex.
Sex is pretty much the best thing ever, except for maybe food. Sex is amazing.
But it's weird because there are lots of things about sex that are just not sexy. Today
I'm going to cover the noises of sex. The good, the bad, and the ugly.
Much is forgiven in the heat of the moment. That would be ridiculous otherwise.
Who decided what noises are sexy? Why is "Ugh" a sexy noise? Why isn't "Heh"
Why isn't that sexy?
Regardless of what noises you think are sexy or are not sexy,
there are things that take you out of the moment during sex.
And don't act like it doesn't take you out of the moment. You know that it does.
There are certain things that happen that are gonna make you think, "Oh God."
There are noises that happen that just make me want to die sometimes. I don't care what's happening. I'm just like, "Ugh."
First off, there's bed squeaking.
Personally, I do not have neighbors around my apartment, thank God. I have one of those beds.
It's like an IKEA piece of shit. You can think about making a move and it'll squeak.
My bed is loud, y'all. If you're doing anything intense, it is out of control.
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