Love Probe

The earth is crawling with horny people in need of sexual outlet.

So, what's the problem?

Seemed to have picked up an extra two, sir.

What?

Well, the car's had four humans in it.

One male and three females.

Doesn't make sense.

The last analyzer was completely fooled.

Picked an exchange of sexual heat in the car,

but when we got there, there were four.

Defies logic.

Perhaps your little machine is broken, Mr. Durand.

No, sir.

I mean, with all due respect,

the last analyzer feeds on feelings of pure physical desire.

It cannot be fooled.

Then what happened?

I think we've discovered a breach

in the typical pattern of monogamous relationships of Earth, sir.

It seems that someone in that car is up to a little hanky-panky.

Yes.

Well, now you can see why sex has been outlawed on our own planet.

It leads to deceit.

Well, have you devised a way to turn this breach to our advantage on our mission?

Not yet, sir, but I will.

the excitement.

The sexual energy is comparable to the reign of John Henry Shaft on our own planet, before the Great Labrador Wars.

It's interesting, Captain. Not the way the male fights to control his sexual urges through macho ego posturing.

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