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When a jazz musician gets a gig in Paris, France, he enlists the help of a gorgeous french tutor to help with some catch phrases
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What?
Oh, am I at the wrong place?
I'm the French tutor.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, come in, come in.
Here, right this way.
Which is there's rice, but I don't like rice.
It's close.
Rice.
Rice.
It's okay.
I have this upcoming jazz trip in Pagoda.
I just don't wanna come off as a complete idiot, you know?
Pagoda, have you been there before?
No, it'll be my first time.
Well, I don't know if you know this,
but that's kind of like the red light district of Paris.
They've got like nightclubs and street hookers
and you know, all that crazy stuff.
It's kind of wild.
You've been there?
Yeah, well, you know,
I should probably write down a few helpful phrases
in case you wanna partake in the festivities.
Like
You might not wanna use that one.
You could get yourself in trouble.
But something more helpful would be like,
how much for a blow job?
You know?
And it's definitely a good idea for you to be like,
up to date on the prices and the currency
because they will rip you off
if you don't know what you're talking about.
God, you make it sound so business-like.
Well, it is, isn't it?
Yeah, I guess.
You know, I'm sure a handsome, fit gentleman like yourself
doesn't need to pick up hookers for sex.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that's why I would like
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