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I don't know.

What the fuck was I going to ask you?

What do you spend your money on?

I'm not psychotic. What do I spend my money on?

Um.

Dudes?

No, not dudes, ew, no.

Chicks?

No, not those either.

Black dudes?

Going out to eat, um, and then on like computer equipment and like hard drives and you know, camera equipment.

Yeah?

A cell phone, an icon, cool pics, you know, all that good stuff.

Yeah?

How many states in the union?

Um, are we counting Puerto Rico?

Might as well.

Okay, then that would be 52.

Jesus Christ.

Thanks.

What's the capital of the United States?

Uh, Washington, D.C.

God damn it, who's the vice president?

That would be Cheney.

You're pretty smart, you know how many people miss that?

I don't know, how many?

Lots.

You born in Florida?

No, I was born in New York.

You know what's the capital of New York?

That would be Albany.

Who's the governor of New York?

That's that new guy that's not, um, I don't know because I haven't lived there since, uh, Giuliani left.

I know that Giuliani used to be, Koch used to be, and Dinkins used to be.

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