Malibu Blue

Oh, come on.

How bad could it be?

Let me tell you.

It was like some sick soap opera show.

Brothers screwing each other's girlfriends,

infidelity, kinky sex.

Just sitting here talking about it makes me exhausted.

Oh, come on.

It sounds pretty exciting to me.

Well?

Well what?

Well, come on.

Dish, what happened?

Come on, tell me.

All right, you really want to hear the dirt on everything?

From what I gather, it all started when the client,

this rich creep named Byron Jennings,

decided to make his girlfriend happy for a change.

Apparently, she used to be a lifeguard back in England.

What's wrong with you?

And why are you wearing this?

I miss training every day.

It's hard going from an Olympic swimmer

to a rich girlfriend.

So living in the lap of luxury is not enough for you?

It's really nice, but I need a job.

So you're gonna go for one of those crazy lifeguard positions.

Is that it?

Yeah.

I offer you the world and I get this.

Is that what's gonna make you happy?

Yeah.

Okay, because I know what's gonna make me happy.

I'm not thirsty.

Oh yeah.

Mmm.

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